Monday, November 28, 2011
Battle of the Blogs!!!
I love to blog. All I ever think about is blogging. I consider "being productive," as following multiple blogs at the same time. I gage my self-esteem on how many followers I have. If there was one thing I could blog about? It would be, well...BLOGS!!
Ha. Jokes! Sometimes there's nothing to blog about... so I asked my roommate what I should post in this blog, and she gave me an ingenious reply (see song above). So I will now blog about us
Me and Lynds have amazing college adventures, to say the least. We are just two little people, on one big campus. We struggle with many things, as my other short friends out there can attest to, such as- staying standing up on the bus, because the poles are too tall to reach, people running into you, because they are too tall to see you, being mistaken for a twelve year old... ya know, the usual. Life is rough as a little college student! Everyday is a battle. You may ask, what are our tactics for survival? Let me share our combat secrets:
First. When battling big crowds, get behind a tall person (which is't that hard, seeing how everyone is taller...) and let them push through the people. In this symbiotic relationship, everyone is happy! No one messes with the tall person, for fear of being squashed, or mauled, or jumped, or glared at, and we get to our destination in one piece :D
Second. Wear bright colors. This makes you stand out, so people don't just run into you, or sit on you. Well... at least if they do, they have NO excuses. Unless, of course they are color blind, in which case some exceptions have to be made. Also, who doesn't love looking like a crossing guard on a regular basis?
These two strategies have been the keys to our success when it comes to surviving at College. Feel free to apply these into your daily life. And ask yourself this, "Have I hugged a short person today?" Remember, short people have feelings too.
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