Why I hate boys:
1. You really need to talk to them, then they say they'll call you back, and you're waiting and waiting, then they don't, and it's time for bed
2. They say they'll stay your friend at college, but they just act like big bums who don't know you (but they totally do)
3. They say stupid things like,"come downstairs and we'll snuggle" when you really don't want to snuggle with them AT ALL.
4. They act all haughty at home, then when they happen to go to your same college, they act super nice and slightly adorable.
5. They try to steal your phone to read a text you just sent, then they say, "I was just trying to hold your hand," then they actually try to hold your hand!
6. You knock on their apartment door, and they're wearing only a speedo
There you have it.
6 different boys, and 6 reasons why I really really hate boys.
